International Delight S’mores Coffee Creamer

I am a self-confessed coffee addict, so maybe I get a little too giddy when I see an opportunity to s’mores up my coffee.

I try to keep things entertaining around here, but I will do you a service and be 100% up front: do not buy this terrible joke of a product.

I understand if you leave now, but feel free to continue reading for entertainment value.

The experience

For this review, I brewed Starbucks Veranda blend pour-over style in a Hario ceramic coffee dripper with paper filters.

The promise then is to pour this big brand creamer into your java and have a s’moresy good time.

Strengths

If you like chocolate but don’t like for the chocolate to taste so great, this creamer is your go-to.

It made me think a little of chocolate milk made with Hershey’s syrup: it probably tastes good if you’re a 2nd grader, but life choices should be questioned if you’re 18 or over.

Weaknesses

Weaknesses, how do I count the ways?

These days, I prefer my coffee black, so I admit that I had to hearken back to the days when I actually wanted a sweetener in my morning go-go sauce.

I poured a modest amount of creamer into the coffee, and I couldn’t taste much of anything in the way of s’mores. So I doubled the dose. The coffee was so sweet that I had to physcially force myself to finish (mainly in the interest of consuming the required amount of caffeine to keep my heart beating).

I could not detect any marshmallow or graham cracker flavors in the coffee after adding this creamer. This is a problem because it’s supposed to be s’mores creamer.

The Caribou S’mores Cabin experiment

A few days later, I decided to try this International Delight creamer in the Caribou S’mores Cabin ground coffee that I had stashed away in our cupboard.

I absolutely love the Caribou S’mores Cabin coffee—5 stars love it.

My review states that the Caribou coffee is a little lacking in the chocolate department. Bingo! This creamer may have a use after all!

Well, adding the International Delight creamer made me hate the cup of Caribou. It absolutely wrecked it. It's cursed!

Former president George W. Bush said it best:

There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me...

[long pause in thought]

You can't get fooled again.

Shame on me. There shall not be a third time for me with this disaster.